Center for Advanced Sarcasm

Well now, it seems that the fibbies are finding it difficult to locate enough law-abiding citizens to fill its ranks, so they are considering hiring stoners.

"What people did when they were 18 or 21, I think that is pretty irrelevant," said Richard Clarke, a former top White House counterterrorism adviser. "We have to recognize there are a couple of generations now who regarded marijuana use, while it's technically illegal, as nothing more serious than jaywalking."

Nice rationalization. One might wonder why thousands are in prison for such an irrelevant offense?

Still, fans of irony will appreciate the fact that it appears even the Bureau now is a victim of its own war on drug users...